100 free dirty sex talk

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In this same vein, having sex with someone is one of the few times it’s totally acceptable to comment on their body (in a positive, loving way! Think, “Your tits are perfect, I want to ____ them,” or “You look so hot when you ____.” Dirty talk doesn’t need to be exclusively crass; it can be affectionate too.

Don’t tell someone what to do until you know it’s cool.

It provides a (sexy) window for your partner to say, “Wait, play with my boobs first before you do that,” or whatever else they might want. A wholly underrated strategy of dirty talk is simply saying what you like.

“It feels so good when you X my Y,” is easy, dirty, and hot.

But the game-changer came because one of the guys in the group was having really elaborate texting engagement back and forth with a long distance girlfriend.

We realized that we needed to do this, to draw up sex as icons, and make it completely comprehensive, funny, and diverse. Everyone looked at them, everyone talked about them, everyone had their two cents, and then being the only woman in a group of guys discussing body parts, obviously there are moments that are a little hairy, but… Well yea that’s a whole other conversation, because how do you make hair in simple line strokes?

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Dirty talk is part of the fantasy of sex, and fantasy doesn’t always translate perfectly to reality.

At one point he asks a woman to “suck my penis,” which could not be sexy in bed, and boy oh boy do we understand the value of it. In a tweet I will remember forever, a friend of mine described the most regrettable dirty talk he’d ever done, in which he actually told a woman “I’m going to fuck your stupid pussy.” You will sound dumb (get over yourself).

Meanwhile, it’s perfectly acceptable for men to be silent the entire time they’re having sex, but that shouldn’t be the case. First of all, as with all things related to sex, you have to submit to the fact that dirty talk is vaguely ridiculous. Cock and pussy are good, acceptably filthy places to start.

On the drive to work just say, “I want to fuck you so bad” at a normal volume until it doesn’t make you cringe. Part of not sounding ridiculous is using sexy terms for body parts. It does the work of dirty talk without saying anything explicit or filthy.

We’re all a bit sexually repressed in this country, and it takes some effort to undo that. In other words, it’s a great place to start if you’re new to the whole dirty talk thing.

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